peterpanandlarry:

juvenialls:

and somewhere in the distance, taylor swift smirks to herself, whispering, “and now you’re lying on the cold, hard ground”

99.32% sure she’s the one who threw the shoe..

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malcolmxinthemiddle:

im still crying at if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage. 

(via one-ring-to-fuck-them-all)

I’m not a good person to write something like that but sometimes your life takes an unexpected turn.

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hythe:

fwips:

orlandobloomers:

people used to have to paint their own selfies

(via stylinwho)